Thursday, September 15, 2005
Oooh! I can have some fun with this! There has been some fairly significant things happen in the news recently regarding the public access to celebrities. Let me, therefore, comment...
1. Which nose? Who nose? If you're Michael Jackson, you might have a problem with this. And what's up with the death mask face?
2. Gee, this never happens to me. Oh, wait, my name is not Lindsay Lohan.
3. Y'know, people should really consider what they're going to say before they speak. This holds especially true if you happen to be a nationally-syndicated news anchor.
3. Does dancing like Michael Jackson used to dance (back in the 80s) induce bad health? It seems like they just can't keep this frail guy out of the hospital.
4. Oh no, no. Bond Girls never get pregnant.
5. Take two and call me in the morning.
6. I don't think the Emperor would approve. C'mon, you have to admit, he is lacking in the sense-of-humor department.
7. The Odd Couple. Have you seen this? It's good ol' Lee playing a round of golf with Snoop Dogg and thmping Chrysler (sort of, if you can understand what Snoop is saying.)
8. Now seriously, isn't it just sweet that we have intimate knowledge of Britney Spears' wonderful family life? I think it's the most publicized pregnancy in history.
9. I thought Europeans were less bothered by indecency than us stingy Americans. I mean, seriously, they blast us for being prudes about nudy films and such. Well...
10. I've had enough. How 'bout you?
1. Which nose? Who nose? If you're Michael Jackson, you might have a problem with this. And what's up with the death mask face?
2. Gee, this never happens to me. Oh, wait, my name is not Lindsay Lohan.
3. Y'know, people should really consider what they're going to say before they speak. This holds especially true if you happen to be a nationally-syndicated news anchor.
3. Does dancing like Michael Jackson used to dance (back in the 80s) induce bad health? It seems like they just can't keep this frail guy out of the hospital.
4. Oh no, no. Bond Girls never get pregnant.
5. Take two and call me in the morning.
6. I don't think the Emperor would approve. C'mon, you have to admit, he is lacking in the sense-of-humor department.
7. The Odd Couple. Have you seen this? It's good ol' Lee playing a round of golf with Snoop Dogg and thmping Chrysler (sort of, if you can understand what Snoop is saying.)
8. Now seriously, isn't it just sweet that we have intimate knowledge of Britney Spears' wonderful family life? I think it's the most publicized pregnancy in history.
9. I thought Europeans were less bothered by indecency than us stingy Americans. I mean, seriously, they blast us for being prudes about nudy films and such. Well...
10. I've had enough. How 'bout you?
